A Verbal Massacre. Brought to you by Kid Fury.

There really isn't much to say about this video besides the fact that Kid Fury is speaking pure, unadulterated truth about the downfall of Kimberly Denise Jones. Lil Kim hasn't been the same since the 90's, and this mixtape fiasco (explained in the video) proves just how desperate she is to get her old glory back, to stay relevant.

This is where Kim lost me:

I love Lil Kim, but she wants folks to pay for a mixtape.
I love Rick Ross, and his "Ashes to Ashes" mixtape was free.
I. Think . You. See. My. Point.

*sigh* Just press play and Let Kid Fury speak this absolute truth. Kim should be listening to this instead of acting like that older chick at work who gets jealous of all the younger, more efficient girls. Pray for her (and Kim).

We. Need. To. Do. Better.

We need to get our priorities straight as a country. I'm sorry. It feels as if we're focusing on the wrong things because we don't want to face the bigger issues. So when the bigger issues get too big to ignore, we have the nerve to act shocked. No. You (America) knew this was there all along. Let me explain a few issues here...

Pharrell's Strange XXL Interview

So I'm watching this video, and after the first fews seconds I could hear my brother's voice inside my head saying "I TOLD YOU HE WAS ON DAT $#%T!!!!" Now, I'm not trying to start a rumor or anything, but...really Pharrell?! Really?!

*insert massive eye roll here*

That wasn't even funny. It was just....strange... the dude on the other end should've cussed him out on camera. That's what I would've done. Boy bye!

Chile, anyways, enjoy I guess.

Cocky?! Exit. Stage. Left.

I fail to understand something here. Ladies (and Gentlemen) please riddle me this: Is there anything even remotely attractive about assholes? Seriously. I'd really like to know. Let me just jump right into the rant.

When I see a guy being an ass, somewhere in the back of my mind, pure hatred begins to blossom. When I was younger, I used to be attracted to some guys who were complete assholes. But the older I got, the more I saw (and continue to see) that these same men who were so full of "confidence" were nothing more than arrogant, lost and miserable little men looking for someone to overpower so that they can feel better about themselves. One would classify them as bullies, but chances are that if you stand up to them and tell them off one good time, they break way too easily. In fact, it is my personal belief that the bigger the asshole, the more you'll find large amounts of insecurities and shortcomings mixed and congealed together on the inside like pie filling. Maybe he's afraid of women? Maybe he's afraid that you'll walk all over him? Maybe he has a fear of abandonment/closeness? Maybe he has mommy issues? Maybe he has daddy issues? Whatever it is, he's using his ego to cover it up. He's not comfortable in his own skin, and can't exactly live up to the expectations of being considered a Grown Man, nor can he even began to grasp the concept of what it means to be one. Plain and simple. So instead of learning how to be one, he puffs out his little chest and dons a nasty attidude. He fancies himself a "Man" by treating others like shit and considers himself above everybody else. He begins to believe that everything he does and has done in the past will go unpunished. He is, of coarse, wrong, but he won't listen to anybody when they tell him this. He simply refuses to see himself for what he really is. So how is this type of male sexy? I simply fail to understand...
And apparently, so does he...
So therefore I say, I simply cannot stand assholes! And if I see one, I simply turn my head and keep it moving. I want nothing to do with them.

End Rant.

Wil

D.O.S (Death Of Swagg, and your cousins....)

This shite right here is the reason why the word ''Swagg'' is no longer in my everyday vocabulary. If you ain't talkin' about a valance or a curtain, then I refuse to listen. Who the hell let Vonquasha 'nem  in the studio anyways? I swear...

My own inner hoodrat has more class than this. If you've enjoyed this musical selection, then please turn off your computer. You are no longer allowed to use the internet. Now go to bed! Shit!

Well...Really Pharrell, I Just Can't.....

So last month on my new blog called Shoe Lust: An Unhealthy Craving For Soles , I did a post about the Christian Louboutins studded mens sneakers with the $1200 price tag. When I saw those I said "Hey, those are kinda cute...", when I saw the price tag I said "Not for that price!!" and said so in the post. Now this pic of Pharrell has shown up on the net of his wearing the same shoes. Have a look...

I still say no. Not for that price, and I will not be swayed otherwise. That is all.

Spotted at Sneakerfiles  via OO o OO blog 

Death and Dismemberment! Brought to you by Melo & Axe

 WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK, LIFE, EYES, AND INSIDES!

Here's my verdict for this video....
Your backwards random bored ill-shaped high cholesterol heavy breathing after every third word silly hoodrat no shame nor common sense having cousin Melo needs to re-evaluate her life. Ladies does this turn you on? Does this make you wanna switch teams? If anything she gives new meaning to the saying "scared straight". Chiiiiile.....

Oh Hell No!: Swallowing an 18 inch Dong.

saw this over at EbenGregory's piece and was like "No she isn't! In the club too? No way"

then I pressed play.

The part that pisses me off is the fact that the two clowns in the back got they're phones out like this is some once in a lifetime shit. Now if that was their daughter doing some shit like that in the club and thinking it was cool and sexy, would these men still be alright with that? ABSOLUTELY NOT!! And ladies? Have our mothers and grandmothers and great-grandmother and all made great strides and sacrifices in their lives for us to grow up and do this? Is this what we're telling the kids it's okay to do when they see this? Is this what we want our kids to see us do? Is this what we want them to do when they grow up? There are a lot of questions that come up when I see stuff like this. I'm not a prude. There's nothing wrong with being sexy. And if you can do it in the bedroom, more power to you. But ladies, when you put yourself out there like that, with no respect for yourself, think about who's watching. Think about what they might be seeing or thinking.

In the words of EbenGregory; We gotta do better! I can't believe this. This really has me upset.

Here We Go Again: The D-Snitch on GMA

...and this is how I feel about this book and the ENTIRE subject...

Peep the "whatever" face.

Do as I say not as I do?

How about I just skip out on both parts. I'm just sayin'...

Hip Hop's favorite dick-snitch is back at it again. Karrine Steffans has yet another book out, and this time she's giving out relationship advice. I'm still mad that she screwed the dude who played Carl Winslow's son in Family Matters, but I digress. Still, as much as we roll our eyes and suck our teeth, she is making money off of whorish men. And she'll continue to do so as long as people make a big deal out of it. It's just like the prostitute or drug dealer on the block: what they do isn't right, but they're not trying to hide their occupation nor are they ashamed of it. Yet as long as we glorify it and actually keep paying for their services, the two will keep on serving. I'm just sayin'

On a side note though, peep the looks they giving between 1:25 and 1:35. They give my "whatever" look both breath and substance.

ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY NOT!: LV Edition

First off, let us start with the goodness:

Louis Vuitton Tambour Mysterieuse Calilbre LV115 Watch

Based off of the clock designs of Jean Eugene Robert Houdin. The hour and minute hands actually float. Yes, you read it right, they float.

Cost:$265,000

Next up: Louis Vuiton Hand Fan

You know you want it.

Peep the case though. Killer "Make Bitches Highly Upset" Flyness at it's finest.

And now for some fuckery(ooh I'm so mad!):

When I saw this, I could not believe my eyes. Speechless anger, that's all I can say.

All pic credits: www.ebengregory.com

May the spirit of Uncle Mike swoop down from heaven and THRILLER-KICK yo ass!

Uncle Mike is probably very upset right not off of this shit! Damn you Tammy for exposing me to this toxic foolishness!!

THRILLER-KICK THESE HOES MIKE!

I was done for after the 2:06 mark. "ABSOLUTELY NOT!", my soul cried in outrage! I can't...

Shouts out to:a space between a blink and a tear