A Verbal Massacre. Brought to you by Kid Fury.

There really isn't much to say about this video besides the fact that Kid Fury is speaking pure, unadulterated truth about the downfall of Kimberly Denise Jones. Lil Kim hasn't been the same since the 90's, and this mixtape fiasco (explained in the video) proves just how desperate she is to get her old glory back, to stay relevant.

This is where Kim lost me:

I love Lil Kim, but she wants folks to pay for a mixtape.
I love Rick Ross, and his "Ashes to Ashes" mixtape was free.
I. Think . You. See. My. Point.

*sigh* Just press play and Let Kid Fury speak this absolute truth. Kim should be listening to this instead of acting like that older chick at work who gets jealous of all the younger, more efficient girls. Pray for her (and Kim).

Because My Hair is Laid...Like Poetry....

Press play to feel the essence, the wisdom, the POWER that is this diva's poetic hair! The poem at the end should be written down and recited daily. Did a wayward bitch come at you, attempting to ruin your day? You can simply turn around and say "Bitch, my hair is LAID!"

Jam of the Week: Abraham Linkin- "I Got It At Ross"

....and the hits just keep on coming. BARGAIN SHOPPERS UNITE!!!! STAND UP!!!!

This one is dedicated to all the frugal fashionista's who don't mind wearing last years clothes as long as they look good, all the moms who hit up the outlet store last minute for back to school, all the people who like to furnish their apartments on a tight budget, all the bargain hunting mavens who like to brag about getting that cute Harajuku bag for $20 (when it was originally $70). Look good for less playa! Where y'alls coupons at?! Throw 'em in the air!!(then pick them right back up because you know you'll need that for the color dot sales)

Stunin' like my daddy, bargain shoppin' like my mama!

I can totally hear DJ Khaled doing a remix to this. 

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*insert nod here*

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Jam of the Week!: "Baby Lotion Song"

Remember when you and your friends used to do wild in school and make up funny/dumb shit? Yep. This is one of those moments. They even have a dance for it y'all! Be sure to take notes on how to properly wipe them elbows hoe! Oh, and to the lil freak in the smini yellow shirt: Your nasty ass needs to stop!

How much you wanna bet that this was the jam on the bus on the way home?

Amazing Robot Slayfest!

This dude right here...is incredible. That is all. The video speaks for itself.
Press play to have your world rocked

Shout out to the homie Bruce for showing me this!

International Jam of the Week!: Crash- "Crashday"

Straight from Korea, they are...Crash.

I could go on and on about how awesome they are. I really could. But I'ma just say this in terms that some of you may (or may not *shrug*) understand:

Crash>>> your favorite metal band

This band shits all over your favorite band, and your boyfriend/girlfriend/best friend's band will be trying to cover this song as soon as they learn Korean.

That is all.

International Jam of the Week: Rain-"Love Song"

       Anyone who's seen my Facebook wall or has had a conversation with me all week knows how much I adore this man. From the first time I heard the first line of  "I Do" to this video, I love his voice! It's so unique from some of the other dudes out there because of it's...rawness is the best word I can think of to describe it. It shocks you when you hear it because of how different it is. Plus this guy has it all. He acts, he sings, he dances, and he has a clothing line. Perfect heartthrob package. And yes, it helps that he has a fantastic physique and beautiful lips.

       The acting in this video is what it is. His sweetness and heartbreak gestures steal the show, and the girl is kind of just blended in and goes between being in love to being indifferent and untouchable (though she's very pretty). It's the dancing that makes it worthwhile. In fact, it's the dancing towards the end that makes it really worthwhile.

       The homie Chibot and I watched this vid for he first time two nights ago, and we've been saying "What shall I do" in Korean ever since.

Anywho, enjoy. And try not to drool all over the keyboard or make your boyfriend do the any part of the dance. You'd be disappointed.

Rick Ross Teflon Don Photoshoot

Name a big dude with more style than Rick Ross? Go ahead, I'll wait....

You can't.

The song in the background is his new joint with Kanye West called "Live Fast, Die Young".  Oh, and the suit at the end...nice!

New Album "Teflon Don" comes out July 20, 2010.

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Crank Dat Harry Potter

I'm sorry ChiBot, but I HAD to schkloop up on this!
The into alone had me in stitches. But then the best line in the world came up...
"Muggles gettin' mad cuz I got me a Firebolt."
*dies & cranks dat with Dumbledore, Snape, Lily, Tonks, and the Marauders*

Jaleel White, Then & Now

If you say that you don't remember and/or don't even like Steve Urkel, you need your face slapped.
The best part about watching this video is that you can catch Family Matters on Nick at Nite every night at around 3 am! It's great that he's moved on to do other things with his craft instead of becoming another fallen child star. And the best part of all...he still looks good y'all. 

Confessions....

Are you ready to give your confession on Oct. 26, 2010? Anybody who knows me knows that I need to be on that green chair confessing....everything!

Kanye West feat. Dwele- "Power"

The only thing that I'll say about this is that despite what you may think of him and his personal life, Kanye West is still one of the greatest artist of our time. And this track proves just that.

His new single is reported to hit iTunes June 8th.

That is all.

Press play to understand why.
Kanye West featuring Dwele - Power by Hypetrak

credit(including pic): Hypetrak

Walk It Out, Fosse

I dare somebody to do this dance at the club! Folks will never listen to "Walk It Out" the same again. Lives will be changed. A new dawn will arise. All hope will be rekindled. Twerk Fosse Style!
Damn you ChiBot!

BANG by Marc Jacobs

Peppercorns, some masculine woods (the scents you smartass), and a patchouli, veviter, and white moss drydown. That, my friend, is the smell of BANG.

       Marc Jacobs has a new fragrance called BANG, and the ad for it is eye catching for obvious reasons. Coming out July 30th, the fragrance will available in both a 1.7 oz ($55) and 3.4 oz ($75) bottles. There will also be matching aftershave, deodorant, hair and body wash available for sale as well. And according to him, the word seems to fit perfectly,

       "I was in the gym, and the name Bang came to me. As a word, it has so many connotations, including a sexual connotation. And I loved the immediacy and the sound of the word,"- Marc Jacobs

Well, the image of him sweating in the gym, coupled with this ad....the stuff that dreams are made of. And you exactly what kind of dreams. Le sigh...

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Pause Grandad....

Tomorrow can't come fast enough!
Sunday, May 2nd, 11:30 pm, Adult Swim
BE THERE!
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A Preview of the Truth...

May 2nd will be the best night of your life.
And Jay electronica rap....*shew* FIRE!


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N.E.R.D. feat. Nelly Furtado- Hot & Fun

The new track from their upcoming album "Nothing". It's a great track to dance to, and they seem to be taking it back to the old days of their first album which is fantastic. They always seem to make songs strictly  for girls to dance to. Hmm....

"...people don't wanna think anymore, they just wanna feel"

Press play and enjoy

N.E.R.D. - Hot N' Fun (feat. Nelly Furtado)

Pic credit: BBC

N.E.R.D. New Album Release Date!

Attention N.E.R.D fans & stans!

Mark your calenders and save your coins!

 The new album titled "Nothing" is set to be released June 15. 

source: BBC

Kid Fury Presents Furious Thoughts...by Kid Fury

wait, wait, wait, wait a minute! The best quote ever....
"...Steve Jobs can put the Apple logo in the middle of the air and call it iOxygen and charge you bitches to breathe..."
*enthusiastic applause*