Because My Hair is Laid...Like Poetry....

Press play to feel the essence, the wisdom, the POWER that is this diva's poetic hair! The poem at the end should be written down and recited daily. Did a wayward bitch come at you, attempting to ruin your day? You can simply turn around and say "Bitch, my hair is LAID!"

How to Apply Bronzer

....For those of you who didn't know....

Jam of the Week: Abraham Linkin- "I Got It At Ross"

....and the hits just keep on coming. BARGAIN SHOPPERS UNITE!!!! STAND UP!!!!

This one is dedicated to all the frugal fashionista's who don't mind wearing last years clothes as long as they look good, all the moms who hit up the outlet store last minute for back to school, all the people who like to furnish their apartments on a tight budget, all the bargain hunting mavens who like to brag about getting that cute Harajuku bag for $20 (when it was originally $70). Look good for less playa! Where y'alls coupons at?! Throw 'em in the air!!(then pick them right back up because you know you'll need that for the color dot sales)

Stunin' like my daddy, bargain shoppin' like my mama!

I can totally hear DJ Khaled doing a remix to this. 

Jam of the Week!: "Baby Lotion Song"

Remember when you and your friends used to do wild in school and make up funny/dumb shit? Yep. This is one of those moments. They even have a dance for it y'all! Be sure to take notes on how to properly wipe them elbows hoe! Oh, and to the lil freak in the smini yellow shirt: Your nasty ass needs to stop!

How much you wanna bet that this was the jam on the bus on the way home?

Antoine Is Looking For You!

Okay, the situation itself is not funny. It's disturbing. You'd be freaking out too if you wake up to find some stranger attacking you! And I was prepared to get all huffed up and outraged over the situation right along with them. Arming myself with comments about security and things of that nature.

Then along came Antoine.

Chiiiile...

I thought he was the dude who attacked her at first before I pressed the play button.
but no, he's her sister (yes I said that right, genetics be damned *snaps & twists neck*). The minute he opened his mouth and delivered his opening speech, my soul closed it's casket. Antoine took this from being tragic to downright hilarious.

Serious tip though, I hope they find the guy and put him away. And I'm glad that Antoine was actually there.

And remember that Antoine is looking for you! So you can run and tell THAT....HOMEBOY!

Crank Dat Harry Potter

I'm sorry ChiBot, but I HAD to schkloop up on this!
The into alone had me in stitches. But then the best line in the world came up...
"Muggles gettin' mad cuz I got me a Firebolt."
*dies & cranks dat with Dumbledore, Snape, Lily, Tonks, and the Marauders*

Confessions....

Are you ready to give your confession on Oct. 26, 2010? Anybody who knows me knows that I need to be on that green chair confessing....everything!

Walk It Out, Fosse

I dare somebody to do this dance at the club! Folks will never listen to "Walk It Out" the same again. Lives will be changed. A new dawn will arise. All hope will be rekindled. Twerk Fosse Style!
Damn you ChiBot!

"The Kurosakis" by My Way Entertainment

This shit never gets old. Shout out to My Way Entertainment for forever changing the way I use excessive amounts of profanity. The fun really starts at 4:33, and my absolute favorite part is 4:50 through 5:05. CLASSIC! Enjoy!

Pause Grandad....

Tomorrow can't come fast enough!
Sunday, May 2nd, 11:30 pm, Adult Swim
BE THERE!
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A Preview of the Truth...

May 2nd will be the best night of your life.
And Jay electronica rap....*shew* FIRE!


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N.E.R.D. New Album Release Date!

Attention N.E.R.D fans & stans!

Mark your calenders and save your coins!

 The new album titled "Nothing" is set to be released June 15. 

source: BBC

"I AM NOT A STAN" by TheXDexperiance

"...you know, that is a insult, I ain't no stan!"
"Then what are you then?"
"I am her friend."


*floats to glory and does the Single Ladies dance with Peter*

Flickity Flick: He is...Sexy Mahvelous!

...and no one can tell me otherwise! 

I see you drooling baby. Would you like a tissue?

I spotted your uncle striking poses, dancing, and killing dusty trollops with his style and grace on the mean streets of US 41 in Naples, Florida. I did not know they got down like THAT over there...hmm...

Five Star Sugarcanes

This is my inner glamazon hoodrat"s new booty poppin', lacefront flippin', Patron shot drinkin', shit talkin', light bill money spendin', ho shit anthem!

"High priced nigga wanting high priced shit. Gucci, Armani, and that upscale dick..."
"...I wanna swing my tracks while you hit it from the back..."
"...bitches fall in love, I take the money then I dip.."
"Nigga get gone.. stop calling my phone, because my baby father is about to come home!"

I NEED this as a ringtone STAT!

Bumpin' Out My Speakerbox: Gurdaas Maan- Punjeeri

DANCE! NOW! MOVE!
     This song is long and absolutely FANTASTIC! Do I know what this dude is saying? No. Do I care? Nope! I tend to get more musical life and fulfilment from international music anyway, so this song is actually not that new to me. But between the vocals, the drums, and infectious jam factor in the music, it's almost impossible to sit still. You know good and damn well that if they played this in the club everyone would start sweating bullets on the dancefloor. This song is such a banger, even if it wasn't exactly intended to be. Love it! Move Sucka!

    I think I'll start posting more world music that I'm currently digging just for the hell of it. American music (besides jazz) is really starting to bore me to tears.

Fashion Lust: A-Lab's 'Like A Boss' Tee

$19.95 at Zumiez

Wear it LIKE A BOSS!

pic credit:Zumiez

Death and Dismemberment! Brought to you by Melo & Axe

 WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK, LIFE, EYES, AND INSIDES!

Here's my verdict for this video....
Your backwards random bored ill-shaped high cholesterol heavy breathing after every third word silly hoodrat no shame nor common sense having cousin Melo needs to re-evaluate her life. Ladies does this turn you on? Does this make you wanna switch teams? If anything she gives new meaning to the saying "scared straight". Chiiiiile.....

The Snatch-Off!

It's all in Portuguese, but even a simple man can figure out what's happening in this vid. The music selection at the end is classic! Damn Brazil! I see how y'all queens do!


*death & dismemberment*

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My Heart Sings.....

You know those moments when you're watching something and you alternate between being thrilled that you're witnessing greatness and saying "If that were me up there, I would've..."?

Well, that was my reaction to this video.

And if that were me up there instead of her, I honestly would've died a thousand deaths in his arms. It's just that Shakespearean to me. Don't laugh bitches.

Big girls, REJOICE! And enjoy!