Jam of the Week!: "Baby Lotion Song"

Remember when you and your friends used to do wild in school and make up funny/dumb shit? Yep. This is one of those moments. They even have a dance for it y'all! Be sure to take notes on how to properly wipe them elbows hoe! Oh, and to the lil freak in the smini yellow shirt: Your nasty ass needs to stop!

How much you wanna bet that this was the jam on the bus on the way home?

Antoine Is Looking For You!

Okay, the situation itself is not funny. It's disturbing. You'd be freaking out too if you wake up to find some stranger attacking you! And I was prepared to get all huffed up and outraged over the situation right along with them. Arming myself with comments about security and things of that nature.

Then along came Antoine.

Chiiiile...

I thought he was the dude who attacked her at first before I pressed the play button.
but no, he's her sister (yes I said that right, genetics be damned *snaps & twists neck*). The minute he opened his mouth and delivered his opening speech, my soul closed it's casket. Antoine took this from being tragic to downright hilarious.

Serious tip though, I hope they find the guy and put him away. And I'm glad that Antoine was actually there.

And remember that Antoine is looking for you! So you can run and tell THAT....HOMEBOY!

Confessions....

Are you ready to give your confession on Oct. 26, 2010? Anybody who knows me knows that I need to be on that green chair confessing....everything!

Halos, Christmas Garland and Dirty Carpets.

At 24 seconds in I asked myself "....well is it dead?!". But thanks to the random high pitched inconherent chants and singing, the gold make up, and the creative use of  leftover 80% Christmas garland, this man is certainly alive and well. His "Halo" and left my soul on the edge of life, beaten and bruised. I'm in tears! Thank @thexdexperience  for his fuckery discovery.

Cutest Video EVER!

Funniest and cutest vid EVER! lmao! No joke, I would've reacted the same way if that happened to me.
Dude was fine though....

Five Star Sugarcanes

This is my inner glamazon hoodrat"s new booty poppin', lacefront flippin', Patron shot drinkin', shit talkin', light bill money spendin', ho shit anthem!

"High priced nigga wanting high priced shit. Gucci, Armani, and that upscale dick..."
"...I wanna swing my tracks while you hit it from the back..."
"...bitches fall in love, I take the money then I dip.."
"Nigga get gone.. stop calling my phone, because my baby father is about to come home!"

I NEED this as a ringtone STAT!

Death and Dismemberment! Brought to you by Melo & Axe

 WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK, LIFE, EYES, AND INSIDES!

Here's my verdict for this video....
Your backwards random bored ill-shaped high cholesterol heavy breathing after every third word silly hoodrat no shame nor common sense having cousin Melo needs to re-evaluate her life. Ladies does this turn you on? Does this make you wanna switch teams? If anything she gives new meaning to the saying "scared straight". Chiiiiile.....

The Snatch-Off!

It's all in Portuguese, but even a simple man can figure out what's happening in this vid. The music selection at the end is classic! Damn Brazil! I see how y'all queens do!


*death & dismemberment*

Spotted at Kid Fury 

Auntie Frankie's Court Appearance!

I know I'm a little late on this, but that still doesn't take away from the joy that this post gives me!
Auntie Frankie (yes, THAT Frankie) was on Judge Mathis recently getting sued and, according to the judge, "talkin' slick". All I have to say was the best part was her response to the ruling. Auntie frankie never fails to please!

HOLLAAH!

Here We Go Again...pt. 2

REALLY?!
     You know what, I can't stand people sometimes. You try to shed some light on a very old and important issue, and there's always that one group who are simply too stubborn to realize that a change is needed. The point of this movie is to shed light on an old subject that has plagued African-American women since the time of slavery: The Good Hair Issue. the fact that this issue is still affecting us today is senseless to say the least. We as black women judge each other hard enough as it is based on the stuff thats on top of our heads.
And this chick is worried about the following
1.She's worried about other races laughing at us.
2.She's worried about the fact that our "secrets" about our hair will be revealed.
3.She's worried that it will make us look bad.
4.She's scared of more people coming up to us and saying "Your hair looks really nice. Is that a weave?"

So as a fellow black woman myself, let me just say that she NEEDS TO GET A FIRM GRIP ON REALITY A.S.A.P!
Here's why:
1. You're worried about the wrong thing if your worried about other races laughing at us about our hair. They've always have, along with other stereotypes that plague black women as a whole. You know the image: The "finger snapping 'n waving-head 'n neck rolling- big booty-bad attitude- fried chicken, cornbread, neckbones and collard greens cooking-can't keep a man-welfare check waitin'-shake what yo mama gave ya/drop it like it's hot dancing- 5 kids from 4 baby daddies- sexually deviant- Miss Thang/bitch/shorty/skeeza/gold digga/chicken head/hoodrat/bust it baby/hoe" image? Yeah, that one. I know I'm refreshing somebody's memory around here. We have our stereotypes like every other race. And we are striving, just like everybody else, to overcome. Please be concerned about the cause ma'am. We've come a long way, but we're still struggling with these issues and a ton more. stay focused dammit!

2. What "secrets"? Anybody who's curious to learn about our hair and the way we take care of it only has to do one of three things:
     A. Go to a black hair store.
     B. Ask their black friend.
     C. Both
3. See 1.
4. They do it anyway! And you shouldn't really care about if they're trying to insult you or not. The best way to handle that situation is to answer the question as mentioned in step 2 and go one about your business. Problem. Solved. Geez!

Sigh....

One day we shall overcome this issue as well. And black women all over the country will walk around with their heads held high, l no matter what it looks like! Until then, as this video shows, we still have a long ways to go.

You Play Too Damn Much!

Your 4th cousin on your daddy's side is showin' out big time!
How big? Try $170,000 on his "collection"
........
iQuit this bitch!