Pharrell's Strange XXL Interview

So I'm watching this video, and after the first fews seconds I could hear my brother's voice inside my head saying "I TOLD YOU HE WAS ON DAT $#%T!!!!" Now, I'm not trying to start a rumor or anything, but...really Pharrell?! Really?!

*insert massive eye roll here*

That wasn't even funny. It was just....strange... the dude on the other end should've cussed him out on camera. That's what I would've done. Boy bye!

Chile, anyways, enjoy I guess.

"The Kurosakis" by My Way Entertainment

This shit never gets old. Shout out to My Way Entertainment for forever changing the way I use excessive amounts of profanity. The fun really starts at 4:33, and my absolute favorite part is 4:50 through 5:05. CLASSIC! Enjoy!

"I AM NOT A STAN" by TheXDexperiance

"...you know, that is a insult, I ain't no stan!"
"Then what are you then?"
"I am her friend."


*floats to glory and does the Single Ladies dance with Peter*

Halos, Christmas Garland and Dirty Carpets.

At 24 seconds in I asked myself "....well is it dead?!". But thanks to the random high pitched inconherent chants and singing, the gold make up, and the creative use of  leftover 80% Christmas garland, this man is certainly alive and well. His "Halo" and left my soul on the edge of life, beaten and bruised. I'm in tears! Thank @thexdexperience  for his fuckery discovery.

Five Star Sugarcanes

This is my inner glamazon hoodrat"s new booty poppin', lacefront flippin', Patron shot drinkin', shit talkin', light bill money spendin', ho shit anthem!

"High priced nigga wanting high priced shit. Gucci, Armani, and that upscale dick..."
"...I wanna swing my tracks while you hit it from the back..."
"...bitches fall in love, I take the money then I dip.."
"Nigga get gone.. stop calling my phone, because my baby father is about to come home!"

I NEED this as a ringtone STAT!

D.O.S (Death Of Swagg, and your cousins....)

This shite right here is the reason why the word ''Swagg'' is no longer in my everyday vocabulary. If you ain't talkin' about a valance or a curtain, then I refuse to listen. Who the hell let Vonquasha 'nem  in the studio anyways? I swear...

My own inner hoodrat has more class than this. If you've enjoyed this musical selection, then please turn off your computer. You are no longer allowed to use the internet. Now go to bed! Shit!

Death and Dismemberment! Brought to you by Melo & Axe

 WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK, LIFE, EYES, AND INSIDES!

Here's my verdict for this video....
Your backwards random bored ill-shaped high cholesterol heavy breathing after every third word silly hoodrat no shame nor common sense having cousin Melo needs to re-evaluate her life. Ladies does this turn you on? Does this make you wanna switch teams? If anything she gives new meaning to the saying "scared straight". Chiiiiile.....

The Snatch-Off!

It's all in Portuguese, but even a simple man can figure out what's happening in this vid. The music selection at the end is classic! Damn Brazil! I see how y'all queens do!


*death & dismemberment*

Spotted at Kid Fury 

Auntie Frankie's Court Appearance!

I know I'm a little late on this, but that still doesn't take away from the joy that this post gives me!
Auntie Frankie (yes, THAT Frankie) was on Judge Mathis recently getting sued and, according to the judge, "talkin' slick". All I have to say was the best part was her response to the ruling. Auntie frankie never fails to please!

HOLLAAH!

Dignity On A Leave Of Absence

Yes, I admit it! My guilty pleasure as of late has been female vs. female fuckery.

    I'm talking from the slick, sideways, nasty, or just downright vicious comments left on myspace/facebook/twitter, right down to the "B.O.B (bombs over Baghdad)" cat fights. The rate of women (and even some men) young and old putting there dignities on hold and stepping down from their thrones to go "handle a bitch" is growing everyday. You see it online at your favorite social networking site, on the street, in the stores or malls, on tv, at somebody's house down across the street, in schools, even in the church. Women everywhere are saying "oh hell naw, this bitch..." , taking off their earrings and getting ready to BANG!

All for what you ask?

Over a MAN!


     Now although this isn't exactly new to any of us, it  has become a growing  problem. I haven't really noticed it until recently. I was online, cruising the scene and checking up on friends, when I saw something that tickled me to death! As I was looking through on of my male friends page and being nosey I checked out the comments part. This chick was going in on another female with the classic "step up off my man" speech. Now, putting aside the misspelled words and severe lack of punctuation (which was the really funny part. I was like "please don't tell me she got past grade school with this shit? I fail to understand!) I thought to myself, "Is it even all that Shakespearean?" And that's when my eyes opened and I saw it; Women everywhere doing the same shit, on a much grander scale. I even went to World Star Hip Hop to see some of the cat fights. And while it was all quite entertaining, it got me to thinking: Why?
     My Mama always said one thing in various ways: "I am not gonna stress over one piece of man". And you know what, she's right! I know love can make you do some crazy things, but seriously? All the bitching and fighting over the same dude who is probably working on chick number three while y'all are busy snatching each other's hair out and beating each other to a bloody pulp. The only one who really wins is him. If you must beat on somebody, beat him! If you have to cuss somebody out, cuss him out! If you feel the need to go in at every female that says hi to your man, then maybe you need to look at yourself and the relationship, because there is obviously a trust/security issue going on there. If your man cheated, let him go or work it out. If you're with a guy who has an ex openly pining for him, then LET THEM! Yeah, I said it. Let Them Pine Away! The way I see it, as long as your man or the other woman don't truly cross the line, then the relationship should not be shaken by yours or her jealousy. If you're the piner, then maybe it's time to let go. And to both parties: if you've found him, you can find another one. Men are definitely NOT on the endangered species list baby, there's enough for everybody. I don't care if he has money, gives that good pipe, drives a nice car, pays the bills, has a good job, or a job period! It just even worth it to throw your dignity and self respect to the side just to "handle that bitch".

     Ladies, we gotta do better, for ourselves and for each other. Be the bigger person. Step away from the situation or handle it like adults. Didn't we leave all that bickering and arguing in the school yards, cafeteria's and hallways in high school? I'm just sayin'. Just remember that the younger generation are watching us. Is this the example we want to set for them?

Here We Go Again...pt. 2

REALLY?!
     You know what, I can't stand people sometimes. You try to shed some light on a very old and important issue, and there's always that one group who are simply too stubborn to realize that a change is needed. The point of this movie is to shed light on an old subject that has plagued African-American women since the time of slavery: The Good Hair Issue. the fact that this issue is still affecting us today is senseless to say the least. We as black women judge each other hard enough as it is based on the stuff thats on top of our heads.
And this chick is worried about the following
1.She's worried about other races laughing at us.
2.She's worried about the fact that our "secrets" about our hair will be revealed.
3.She's worried that it will make us look bad.
4.She's scared of more people coming up to us and saying "Your hair looks really nice. Is that a weave?"

So as a fellow black woman myself, let me just say that she NEEDS TO GET A FIRM GRIP ON REALITY A.S.A.P!
Here's why:
1. You're worried about the wrong thing if your worried about other races laughing at us about our hair. They've always have, along with other stereotypes that plague black women as a whole. You know the image: The "finger snapping 'n waving-head 'n neck rolling- big booty-bad attitude- fried chicken, cornbread, neckbones and collard greens cooking-can't keep a man-welfare check waitin'-shake what yo mama gave ya/drop it like it's hot dancing- 5 kids from 4 baby daddies- sexually deviant- Miss Thang/bitch/shorty/skeeza/gold digga/chicken head/hoodrat/bust it baby/hoe" image? Yeah, that one. I know I'm refreshing somebody's memory around here. We have our stereotypes like every other race. And we are striving, just like everybody else, to overcome. Please be concerned about the cause ma'am. We've come a long way, but we're still struggling with these issues and a ton more. stay focused dammit!

2. What "secrets"? Anybody who's curious to learn about our hair and the way we take care of it only has to do one of three things:
     A. Go to a black hair store.
     B. Ask their black friend.
     C. Both
3. See 1.
4. They do it anyway! And you shouldn't really care about if they're trying to insult you or not. The best way to handle that situation is to answer the question as mentioned in step 2 and go one about your business. Problem. Solved. Geez!

Sigh....

One day we shall overcome this issue as well. And black women all over the country will walk around with their heads held high, l no matter what it looks like! Until then, as this video shows, we still have a long ways to go.

Here We Go Again...

There are four major food joints that seem to be epicenters of bullshit and foolishness: McDonalds, Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Burger King. And it seems like poor Wendy's gets it turn in this clip. Not only did they have to deal with a bad car accident clogging up the drive thru, reporters and the daily nightmare of hungry & impatient customers, they have to deal with Ashley. Lawd! They couldn't get Quita in the background while she was busy running her mouth on the phone and being nosey? Can you imagine that convo? "Chiiiile, dey got the news people out here an' everythang girl...all on tv and shit..." Shit, she would've been better than what they got. Goodness!
Tell your cousin to stay away from the cameras next time.

You Play Too Damn Much!

Your 4th cousin on your daddy's side is showin' out big time!
How big? Try $170,000 on his "collection"
........
iQuit this bitch!